sabrecmc:

I’ve written almost 2 million words about these two idiots.  Wow.  I thought it would be nice to have links to everything in one place, so here you go!

Complete:

Tidal Pull: After the American Civil War, Union soldier Steve
Rogers takes a chance on an opportunity to sail with the Stark Trading
Company down in the Caribbean. During a terrible storm, his ship is
lost. To his surprise, he survives, and ends up stranded on an island
that isn’t quite as deserted as he first thinks.  Or, a reverse Little Mermaid tale where Steve has to fall for the fish-man.  (Octo Tony, Tentacle P*rn)

What Happens in Vegas:“What the hell, Tony?” Rhodey demanded brusquely.  Tony winced and
drew the phone away from his ear.  “You’ve got cops and Feds all over
the hotel.  I’m watching you perp walk out of the police station on
repeat on CNN.  They’re saying you tried to bribe Stern?  Fox News has
you selling weapons on the black market, and God that picture they’re
using is the one from Bali in ’09.   You look like shit.  They wheeled
Stern out and put him in an ambulance, by the way.  Got some paparazzi
swearing you decked the guy.  Now they’ve got ‘copters following it like
he’s OJ.”

“Yeah, don’t worry, Sourpatch, I’ve got it covered.
Uh, though, I should probably tell you that, purely in the interests of
national security and the greater good, I kind of had to fake marry that
stripper-gram  you sent.  Thanks for that, by the way,” Tony added
quickly. (Fake Marriage, Stripper Steve)

Catching Lightning in a Bottle: College student Tony meets janitor Steve at MIT and they fall
blissfully in love, until Howard happens and things fall apart.  One
divorce paperwork snafu courtesy of the ever-helpful Jarvis, and ten
years later, Tony has to get re-divorced from Steve.  This does not go as he imagines.Or, the Sweet Home Alabama AU that no one–well, okay, a few of you–asked for.

Falling Into You: Tony and Steve end up as fuck buddies after the events of The Winter
Soldier until Steve calls it off.  When Loki’s spell wipes all of
Steve’s memories since the last time Loki was in town, Tony decides it
will be so much easier to just not tell Steve they had something of a
relationship.  Spoiler:  It isn’t.  Or, how Steve fell in love with Tony and forgot about it, and how Tony fell in love with Steve and realized it.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Oblivion: “Mr….Mr. Stark?” the man asked, shaking his head as if to clear it, grip convulsing spasmodically on Tony’s hand.“That’s
me,” Tony responded gruffly.  Of course the man recognized him.  His
face had been everywhere before the whole Iron Man thing and now…well,
now…so yeah, totally understandable.  Guy was probably thinking of his
lawyer’s speed dial number.  “Look, ambulance is on its way, okay, so
just sit tight.  You’re going to be fine.” “I—I think I missed my date,” the blond man said.  And promptly passed out. Or, how Tony accidentally kidnapped Captain America and then wanted to keep him.

Shattered: Tony watches the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier unfold.Or, I threw Stony at TWS.  Take that, Stucky! (pseudo-sequal to A Funny Thing, but can definitely be read alone)

Gift With Purchase: “Just…” and Tony could practically hear Pepper
attempting to rub the tension out of her temples.  “Just so we are
clear,” Pepper began, trying to sound business-like, as if this were
just any other phone call about stocks or production or whatever it was
Pepper was usually blathering on about, “At the gala event for the
Wounded Warriors Foundation, of which Stark Industries is a major donor,
you met one Steven G. Rogers, Captain, U.S. Army Special Forces, one of
the most decorated soldiers in all the armed forces, one of the handful
of living Medal of Honor recipients, the man People Magazine dubbed
“Captain America” in their front page story about his battlefield
heroics that saved multiple lives, which went on to detail how his spare
time is devoted to, and I’m quoting here, “providing art therapy to
troubled and disadvantaged youth from the Brooklyn, New York area where
Capt. Rogers grew up,” and you mistook him for a high-priced hooker and
then proceeded to proposition him.”

Tony paused, breathing in deeply.  “Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds bad.”  (Tony mistakes Steve for a hooker)

Gift With Purchase Remix:
Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker.  But for a Really Sympathetic Reason.

Also, a bonus chapter and mirror sex chapter for this ‘verse.

Hiraeth:
“Do you believe the universe fights for souls to be together?” Tony
asked, trying to keep his voice steady and tell himself the answer
wasn’t everything.

This is Not a Drill: Alpha Tony instantly bonds with newly defrosted Omega Steve. Hilarity ensues.  (crack fic)

This is Not a Drill:  Honeymoon Edition:  Sequel where Steve and Tony go to an island for some privacy, have armor sex, and make a baby

A Higher Form of War: Tony is a King with a surprising number of people out to kill him.
Steve and the rest of the Avengers are fighting for Pierce’s rebellion
and end up with Tony as their prisoner.  Oops.Basically one of those bodice-ripping romance novels I don’t read (ahem) but with far more gay. Coda Part 1 and Part 2.

Poster Child:
Tony likes the new poster of Captain America.  A LOT.

  Also, Steve’s POV for the same fic.

Mob Boss Steve (sort of):  Tony gets kidnapped and finds out Steve isn’t who he thinks he is. Sort of.

Ripple Effect:  Post-IW, Steve goes back in time and encounters a college-aged Tony just after his parents’ death who promptly tries to climb Steve like a tree.  Somehow, this fixes everything.

How to Date a Superhero Without Even Trying:
it’s 2am and Tony drunk dials his ex.  He gets Captain America instead.

Caveman AU: Alpha Steve, Omega Tony, prehistoric setting based on the Clan of the Cave Bear novels.

De-Aged Steve:  Steve gets turned into a baby and clings to Tony

Celestial Navigation: Omega Tony doesn’t want to bond with Alpha Steve Rogers until he does. Releated ficlets: Tumblr ficlets, MIT Smut Interlude, Tony in lingerie, More p*rn for reasons

Prima Nocta: King Tony exerts his right to first night when Steve marries himself off to Pierce

Hooker Tony: Artist Steve hires a hooker to be a life study model and gets more than he bargained for

Blind Date Identity Porn AU:  Having kept their superhero identities a secret, Steve gets set up on a blind date with Tony by Nat who knows what’s up.

In Dreams: Steve enters Tony’s dreamscape to save him and finds a lot more than he ever expected. From
the kink meme: Tony and Steve ending up in some dreamscape where they
can see each other’s fantasies as a distraction technique from some
villain (I don’t care which). Steve opens the door to Tony’s dream and
sees 3 Steves (I’m not picky which) topping Tony. Up to author how Steve
reacts and if this is a established relationship or not.

Better Angels: Chris Evans mentioned in an interview (jokingly,
unfortunately) that there was a deleted scene from Civil War with him
and RDJ showering together.Welp. Headcanon accepted. (mid-CACW, missing scene, established relationship sex)

Lesser Demons: Peggy leaves Steve something in her will. Sequel to Better Angels, but can be read alone. (post-CACW)

Prison AU ficlet: Tony and Steve end up sharing a cell

Post-AoU Established Relationship Make Up Sex: What it says on the tin

Steve’s POV from This is Not a Drill: Omega Steve meets Alpha Tony

Steve, the Surprise Bottom: Tony is shocked his boyfriend wants to bottom, but he’s all for it

Interlude between A Funny Thing Happened and Shattered: Steve and Tony talk about Steve joining Shield

Hurt Steve + Stuck in a Cabin:  On a mission gone wrong, Steve and Tony end up both injured, stuck in a cabin, and sharing a bed for warmth (all the tropes!).  Also, Tony’s POV for this fic.

De-serumed Steve and Protective Tony:  Steve is deserumed when he and Tony are captured and they have to escape. Tony feels even more protective than usual.

Hooker Tony (sort of) + Identity Porn:  Artist Steve mistakes billionaire Tony Stark for a hooker

Tony and Steve pose as Pin-Ups for Christmas:  It’s the best time of the year

WiPs:

Orbital Mechanics:
Freshly out of the ice, Captain Steve Rogers definitely does not want to Bond with anyone.  Until he does.

(Alpha Steve, Omega Tony)

The Prize:
Steve ends up as a concubine in the royal harem.

Frequency AU: 12 year old Tony finds a radio that lets him talk to a soldier in the field named Steve.  (completing this is one of my MTH fics)